I had the most terrifying dream last night. 

I dont know why I had this idea in my head before that on the off chance that there really WAS a zombie invasion, I would be able to take care of everything around me. But oh how wrong I was. 

I woke up near this house that looked alot like my grandmothers, it was on a hill and surrounded by woods, and the front of the house lead out to a road which had other houses on it. But anyway there was this dog with me, and my whole family was there. They were out back getting food together and boarding up the windows and telling me that 'something' was coming. So I walked with the dog up the hill and to the road, and down the road a little bit. And then I seen about five zombies heading towards the house. So I run back, tell them all to get inside, and we try to board up the windows and we lock the doors and turn all the lights out. AS IT SHOULD BE in a zombie attack.
But for some reason they all want to look out the windows at the zombies, and the front windows werent finnished being boarded up. And im trying to get them all upstairs, and trying to get them to get all the supplies they need and move them upstairs, but they wont listen. And there making noise, and looking out the windows, and some of the zombies are seeing them and coming over to the house. My mom breaks the legs off of this little table and hands one to me, as if thats supposed to help me stop the zombies.  We all know you have to destroy the brain. 

So after a few moments of panic I grab a shotgun, and aim out an open window at them. I manage to get a few down, but the noise just attracks more, and im like "OH SH*T LETS GET OUTA HERE GUYS". 
Only when the zombies break through the windows and kill my dog they decide to listen to me. We run out back and quickly pile into two cars. My mother and brothers into one, and me and my dad into the other. 
My mother is driving to our real house, because a rowhome seems more secure then an open farmhouse. Me and my dad go to get food and supplies, and we say we will meet them there. 
Then a zombie runs straight at my dads car, he swerves and slides down a hill to avoid it, and were in the woods. The right door in the back of the car is open, so I slide back there to close it and a zombie SOMEHOW manages to wiggle into the backseat with me. I've still got that table leg from earlier. 

I think this was the worst part of the dream, because the only thing I could do was jam the end of the table leg into her eye. Yeah im not going to explain the rest  ):

I woke up shaking and all terrified that if I turned my back zombies would get me. If I were in a REAL zombie attack, it would be safer to have as few people as possible...but I dunno what would happen to my family. Or my friends. I would need to be in GREAT shape too, like muscles EVERYWARE. A rowhome does seem kinda good, its mostly brick, and only two entrances. Plus theres many houses around you, possibly more people, possibly more food and wepons.


I read The Zombie Survival Guide says that when in a two story home, the best option is to move everything you need upstairs, and destroy the stairs. Bring a ladder, and youll have a way to get down, but zombies cant get up because there are no stairs. I suggest all zombie enthusiasts pick up this book.

I just got back from hanging out with Rob for whats the first time in almost a month and I couldnt possibly feel any better. We watched this movie called Idiocracy, something I've only heard friends whisper about behind my back because im not cool enough to have seen it yet. It was pretty good, it had Luke Wilson who im not a huge fan of and it was based around the idea that in the future, instead of humanity getting smarter everyone becomes stupider, because everything around them is created for convenience. I think I remember watching an older movie based around a similar concept, but I'll look it up later. 

Then I raped him on Metroid Prime multiplayer for a few rounds, and then he put in Smash Bros and raped me back.
Why do I suck so much at smash bros? Why does my tried and true method of button mashing fail me? WHY DID YOU FAIL ME SAMUS? WE WERE SO GOOD ON METROID! WHY NOT ON SMASH BROS?
D:

And I recently got ahold of a wonderous program called VLC Media Player that allows me to take screencaps of movies, and in turn make funny animations and more kickass lazr pictures. Because my free time is infinite.



Now im going to head over to anime.com's chat and be a dick, because what better way to top off a great day then have the satisfaction of some gothy 13 year old sobbing onto there keyboard because you told them there converse shoes were just 'so last year'? :D